fake sperm recipes?

[miker]

I hear that a good cornflour mix at the right consistency makes passable fake sperm.

Anyone else got any other recipes?

[jungleguy]

8oz of flower and 6oz butter makes lovely crumbly pastry that melts in your mouth. 100grams of flower and an egg for pasta, and a dash of oliv oil.

[belovedmonster]

why dont you just get your crew to whack off into a big container and use that?

[anasazifilms]

...I'm frightened to ask what you need this for!!!

[SoulJacker]

Lets have an Exposure whip round. I can fill an egg cup with ease.

[miker]

Originally posted by belovedmonster:
why dont you just get your crew to whack off into a big container and use that?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I want a sperm mix that everyone will swallow.

[twister!]

How about Mushroom soup? You can use a seive to strain out any mushroom pieces and maybe sample a few different brands to ensure you get the colour and consistency you desire.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 01, 2004 02:57 PM: Message edited by: Justin M. ]</font>

[james2183]

Milk and Yoghurt (sp?)

Thats what they used for Android blood in Aliens and that looks like sperm. May I ask what the sperm is needed for? Lead actor not up for the money shot?

[belovedmonster]

Originally posted by miker:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by belovedmonster:
why dont you just get your crew to whack off into a big container and use that?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I want a sperm mix that everyone will swallow.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I dont see your piont... [img]wink.gif[/img]

[miker]

Originally posted by James Allison:
Milk and Yoghurt (sp?)

Thats what they used for Android blood in Aliens and that looks like sperm. May I ask what the sperm is needed for? Lead actor not up for the money shot?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm doing a mockumentary on porn and envisage squirting the stuff all over the place, having people lick it off their lips and stuff. I was thinking a cornflour mix with some added sugar might make it palatable.